Todays Lincoln moment... brought to you by 'profanity incorporated!!'... so Lincoln and Myles are having a play date... it's going well... they are playing they are having fun... they run off to the bedroom discussing what Scooby Doo characters they are going to be... and here is the conversation:
Myles: "I'm going to be a vampire."
Lincoln: "Okay Myles, but you have to be the c*nt!"
Myles says: "What?"
Lincoln: "You can't just be a vampire, you have to be the c*nt." (See, the word is sooo bad, I can't even type it!!)
(At this point, I'm practically flying down the hall.)
Just as I am entering the room, Myles says 'what' again.
And Lincoln (with that tolerant tone he usually reserves for me!!) says: "You can't be any vampire, Myles, you have to be C*nt Dracula."
There are moments when he says something like, "Mommy, can you sing me a 'luv-a-bye' and I think, it's cute when he mixes up words.... and then there are these 'C*nt' Dracula moments, when I think - damn, this is not good!!!"
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